Kong of Pap:1
Multiple Choice
1. Is the overwhelming over-production of cookie-cutter encomia in the wake of a famous song-and-dance man’s death a sure sign of:
-a. the triviality of encomia
-b. the triviality of life
-c. the power of consumerist brainwashing
2. If The Subject (in his quasi-military uniforms, aviator sunglasses, security phalanxes and exotic-animal-stocked mega-compound of remorselessly bad taste) effectively impersonated the African “strong man” dictator archetype, why? Because:
-a. the African “strong man” dictator archetype meme is ever-present
-b. the African “strong man” dictator archetype meme is a racist stereotype best confronted via infiltration, co-optation and subversion
-c. he who can, will
3. Would The Subject’s apparent thing for little boys have been marginally less cringe-worthy if:
-a. society were more tolerant of alternative lifestyles
-b. The Subject’s affectation of pre-adolescent enthusiasms didn’t read like a blatant trap
-c. at least some of the little boys had been black
4. Which motto would best sum up the oxymoronic core of The Subject’s presentation?
-a. inspiration by intimidation
-b. protective predation
-c. the red-herring of so-called blackness
True or False
1. Ludwig van Beethoven was a genius = John Lennon was too intelligent to be a genius = The Subject was too talented to be intelligent. T/F
2. Paradox: after 50 years of being saturated in Mass Media’s radiation, the populace is not less naive/credulous about its machinations but infinitely moreso. T/F
Essay Questions
Is it cheaper to bleach black skin or remove it?
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Can we pity what we envy?
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Are the popular prodigies the easiest type of prodigy to come by? (ie, a child who can do surprisingly well what many adults can do considerably better; eg, a four-year-old who can perform rudimentary algebraic proofs, impressing the masses as being a manifestation of genius on a par with Einstein’s, though the four-year-old’s work, submitted anonymously to an over-worked junior high school teacher with credit problems, might earn an unceremonious “B”)
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Did Rock-n-Roll itself morph from being a gifted black youngster to a banal white hag in roughly the same amount of time it took The Subject to make the journey?
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Kong of Pap:2
Folks, I’m goin’ down to St. James Infirmary,
See my baby there;
She’s stretched out on a long, white table,
She’s so sweet, so cold, so fair.